diff --git a/dots/.config/nvim/lua/plugins/configs/statuscol.lua b/dots/.config/nvim/lua/plugins/configs/statuscol.lua
index 6586e7da..9d1baeef 100644
--- a/dots/.config/nvim/lua/plugins/configs/statuscol.lua
+++ b/dots/.config/nvim/lua/plugins/configs/statuscol.lua
@@ -5,6 +5,25 @@ return {
             local builtin = require("statuscol.builtin")
             local last_sign_def_len = 0
 
+            vim.api.nvim_create_autocmd({ "BufEnter" }, {
+                desc = "Ensure Neogit Status doesn't fuck the gutter up -- 🤮",
+                pattern = "*NeogitStatus*",
+                callback = function()
+                    local win = vim.api.nvim_get_current_win()
+                    local set_opts = function()
+                        vim.wo[win].statuscolumn = [[%!v:lua.StatusCol()]]
+                        vim.wo[win].signcolumn = "yes"
+                        vim.wo[win].foldcolumn = "1"
+                    end
+                    set_opts()
+                    vim.defer_fn(set_opts, 10)
+                    vim.defer_fn(set_opts, 20)
+                    vim.defer_fn(set_opts, 30)
+                    vim.defer_fn(set_opts, 50)
+                    vim.defer_fn(set_opts, 100)
+                end,
+            })
+
             -- HACK: Ensure all signs get the correct CursorLineSign set to their "culhl" value
             -- This, in effect, extends the CursorLine background highlight into the signcolumn
             vim.uv.new_timer():start(